Tuesday, June 14, 2016

LAW OF LIFE

*Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:*

�� *Law of equality :*

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes  is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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�� *Law of Queue:*

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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�� *Law of Telephone:*

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.��
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�� *Law of Mechanical Repair:*

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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�� *Law of the Workshop:*

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.��
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�� *Bath Theorem:*

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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�� *Law of Encounters:*

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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�� *Law of the Result:*

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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�� *Law of Bio mechanics:*

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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�� *Theatre Rule:*

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ��
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�� *Law of Coffee:*

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. ��
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�� *Law of Proposal :*

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...��

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�� *Law of getting late*

When you reach early for something it will never start on time����

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��  *Law of exam*

If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,  first question will be from that page only. ������

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